Date: Thu, 05 Sep 2002 09:44:41 -0700 From: Terry Lambert <tlambert2@mindspring.com> To: "Neal E. Westfall" <nwestfal@directvinternet.com> Cc: Joshua Lee <yid@softhome.net>, dave@jetcafe.org, chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: Why did evolution fail? Message-ID: <3D7789F9.E43917A7@mindspring.com> References: <20020904205814.U38687-100000@Tolstoy.home.lan>
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"Neal E. Westfall" wrote:
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> So why are you attacking what my religion teaches?
[ ... ]
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on
the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't doit!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."
I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist
church of the lord?"
He said, "Baptist church of god!"
I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are
you reformed baptist church of god?"
He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!"
I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god,
reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation
of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
-- Emo Phillips
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-- Terry
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