Skip site navigation (1)Skip section navigation (2)
Date:      Thu, 29 Jul 1999 14:08:37 -0500
From:      "G. Adam Stanislav" <adam@whizkidtech.net>
To:        "Daniel C. Sobral" <dcs@newsguy.com>
Cc:        Dag-Erling Smorgrav <des@flood.ping.uio.no>, freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG
Subject:   Re: Jordan exists
Message-ID:  <19990729140837.A223@whizkidtech.net>
In-Reply-To: <37A09679.88910EFD@newsguy.com>; from Daniel C. Sobral on Fri, Jul 30, 1999 at 02:59:22AM %2B0900
References:  <199907281524.LAA61875@dean.pc.sas.com> <199907281539.LAA09614@khavrinen.lcs.mit.edu> <379F4390.950D08FA@newsguy.com> <xzp4sin4xk7.fsf@flood.ping.uio.no> <19990729125245.A224@whizkidtech.net> <37A09679.88910EFD@newsguy.com>

next in thread | previous in thread | raw e-mail | index | archive | help
[Expediently moved to chat.]

On Fri, Jul 30, 1999 at 02:59:22AM +0900, Daniel C. Sobral wrote:
> "G. Adam Stanislav" wrote:
> > Jordan exists.
> 
> Don't go there. This whole existance-of-perl-scripts thingy is
> dangerous territory.

Jordan's existence is beyond reasonable doubt, which means legally he exists.
I can present two arguments for his existence:

1. I once received personal email from Jordan. That would not mean much as
of itself. But the *contents* of that email could not have been conjured
up by any software except that running inside a human brain.

2. The mere lack of existence of Jordan's Witnesses, or any other
proselytizing group, shows that anyone who claims he/she has actually
met Jordan in person is telling the truth, as they, obviously, have
no psychological need to prove it to themselves first. (I never met
him personally.)

So, why do I go beyond *reasonable* doubt rather than having *absolute*
certainty? Because there is one tiny detail that may raise small doubts:
Any photograph I have ever seen that purported to be of Jordan, was
actually a picture of Keanu Reeves, just touched up to make him look
younger.

BUT! The pictures were touched up under FreeBSD, therefore Jordan exists.

QED.

Adam


To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org
with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message




Want to link to this message? Use this URL: <https://mail-archive.FreeBSD.org/cgi/mid.cgi?19990729140837.A223>