Date: Wed, 01 Jul 1998 12:56:48 +0100 From: Mark Ovens <marko@uk.radan.com> To: freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road? Message-ID: <359A2400.92490C4C@uk.radan.com>
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The following has been doing the rounds at work, but is lacking 3
obvious entries - The UNIX chicken, the Linux chicken, and , of course,
the FreeBSD chicken. Anyone got any good ideas for these?
>
> WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
>
>
> Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road ...
>
> C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
>
> C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply
> refer to him on the other side.
>
> COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
> IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
> THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
> VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
> ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
> ELSE
> GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSINGc
>
> Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't
> dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully
> cooked.
>
> Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on
> the other side.
>
> G3 300 mH Chicken: It crosses twice as fast as any Pentium chicken
>
> Gopher Chicken: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
>
> Intel Pentium Chicken: The chicken crossed 4.9999978 times.
>
> Iomega Chicken: The chicken should have backed up before crossing.
>
> Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server
> will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)
>
> Lotus Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we
> do!
>
> Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross
> the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
>
> Microsoft Chicken (TM): It's already on both sides of the road. And it
> just bought the road.
>
> Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can
> carry it across the road in your pocket!
>
> NT Chicken: Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
>
> OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
>
> OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so
> quiet that nobody noticed.
>
> OS/ 8.1 HFS+ Chicken: It had much more free space to cross.
>
> Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabalistically on
> all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
>
> VB Chicken: USHighways!<TheRoad.cross> (aChicken)
>
> Web Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on
> running.
>
> Windows 95 Chicken: You see different colored feathers while it crosses,
> but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
>
> Windows 98 Chicken: It should have expected to cause a crash while
> crossing.
>
I've thought of a couple:
UNIX chicken - been crossing the road for 30 years without causing a
crash
Linux chicken - there's so many breeds that one is bound to get run over
But I can't think of one for FreeBSD
--
Mark Ovens *====================================*
CNC Apps Engineer | One of the main causes of the fall |
Radan Computational Ltd | of the Roman Empire was, that |
mailto:marko@uk.radan.com | lacking a zero, they had no way of |
| indicating the successful |
| termination of their C programs |
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