Date: Wed, 08 Jul 1998 09:16:11 +0100 From: Mark Ovens <marko@uk.radan.com> To: freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Windows 98 source code available now Message-ID: <35A32ACB.A540753E@uk.radan.com>
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I've just received a copy of the souce code for Windows 98(TM), here it
is........
/*
Microsoft(c)
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1994
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
--
Mark Ovens *====================================*
CNC Apps Engineer | One of the main causes of the fall |
Radan Computational Ltd | of the Roman Empire was, that |
mailto:marko@uk.radan.com | lacking a zero, they had no way of |
| indicating the successful |
| termination of their C programs |
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