Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2003 10:53:06 -0400 From: Bill Moran <wmoran@potentialtech.com> To: Paul Robinson <paul@iconoplex.co.uk> Cc: freebsd-chat@freebsd.org Subject: Re: bsd daemon chick wallpaper?? Message-ID: <3EF1CE52.6010102@potentialtech.com> In-Reply-To: <20030619131950.GH20204@iconoplex.co.uk> References: <3EF061D9.7000609@potentialtech.com> <200306181612.KAA21256@lariat.org> <20030618165119.GA31988@rfc822.net> <3EF0A086.6000103@potentialtech.com> <20030619131950.GH20204@iconoplex.co.uk>
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Paul Robinson wrote: > On Wed, Jun 18, 2003 at 01:25:26PM -0400, Bill Moran wrote: > >>I can hardly blame her, but you'd think the women who actually post personal >>ads would respond to me. My opening lines can't be that bad, can they? > > You have to do it the way everybody else does it and "adapt". In other > words, must relationships start out because they're based on lies and > bullshit. Oh. See, there's where I'm having trouble. I'll have to work on being a better lying bullshitter. >>"Foul-mouthed, compulsive male seeks gorgeous female who grocks pointers and >>encyrption math. > > Confident and focused male seeks lady with an interest in intellectual > pusuits. Ahhh ... so this is how bullshit works ... > [Note - you probably don't want a lady. You probably want a slut if you > haven't dated in a while. But that doesn't go down well in ad land.... :-) ] Slut? Are there any sluts on this list who would care to comment on what I would prefer? >>Must enjoy spending long hours in dark rooms coding until >>her eyes hurt, then be overcome with the desire to mountain-bike for miles >>on end until she can no longer stand. > > Should enjoy spending time pursuing isolation and peace, away from the > madness of the real world. Right! Instead she prefers the madness of my fantasy world ... >>Women with previous modelling >>experience >>who look good in swimsuits preferred. > > Vanity acceptable. Isn't this an understatement? Perhaps "Vanity preferrable." would be better? >>Money and expensive toys are a plus." > > Used to travelling to far away places, in style. > > Trust me. That'll go down well better. Kind of like the sugar you mix in with the poison to kill the taste, huh? -- Bill Moran Potential Technologies http://www.potentialtech.com
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