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Date:      Thu, 09 May 1996 05:29:30 -0700
From:      "Jordan K. Hubbard" <jkh@time.cdrom.com>
To:        hackers@freebsd.org
Cc:        velte@cdrom.com
Subject:   A stuffed Daemon plushie (Chuck), anyone?
Message-ID:  <4372.831644970@time.cdrom.com>

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Some of you will recall our earlier plans to introduce a line of
daemon stuffed dolls for those of you out there who absolutely need
such a thing to sit atop your terminal or entertain the wee ones (more
prurient uses for him can go unreported and I won't mind at all,
thanks! :-).

Well, our very own Joerg Wunsch has finally found someone in Germany
who seems capable of making a daemon plushie that actually _looks_
like a daemon (as opposed to some of our chinese factory samples which
looked more like mutant, satanic rabbits with horns) and so we've
decided to see if we've enough interest in them to actually order and
resell a few.  I believe 50 is the target we need to hit before it
actually becomes a reasonable proposition for the factory, and hence
this mail.

There is, of course, a downside to having the daemon made by the same
German craftsmen who brought you the Porche and the BMW, and that's
that they want a fair bit of money for it!  $60, to be exact, which is
indeed pretty high but I suppose that if you really want a stuffed
daemon which will last more than 10 minutes in the hands of a 6 year
old, you gotta pay the price.

And so, here's the deal.  If there are enough of you out there
craz^H^H^H^Hinterested enough in owning a stuffed Chuck at this price
then please let us know so that we can decide if this order is going
to make financial sense.  I'm not sure what the deal with European
orders will be yet, but I suspect that you'll be able to order them
directly from the German distributor at a somewhat cheaper price (in
Deutchmarks) since Walnut Creek's markup won't be tacked on.  I don't
think it'll be a LOT cheaper, just somewhat so (and naturally shipping
won't be quite so expensive).  I'll give fuller details on this after
we've determined whether or not a run of these guys is going to roll
out of the factory at all.

To indicate your interest, please send mail to:

	plushies@time.cdrom.com

And I'll tally them up.  This is NOT an ordering process and you
should NOT send me credit card info or a shipping address or any of
those sorts of details yet!  I'm simply trying to gauge initial
interest, after which I'll send followup mail to everyone who
responded with more information on where to send your money (and in
what denominations), depending on where you're ordering from.  A
simple "I'd like a plushie!" or even "yes!" sent to this address will
more than suffice.

Also, please don't send me email asking for pictures of the daemon or
haggling over the price.  In the first instance, I don't have a
picture of the final product yet - we looked at a sample, made some
comments about a few small alterations we'd like to see (even though
the first-draft sample looked better than any other we've seen to
date), and now the factory is waiting for our go-ahead before making
the final version with our suggested alterations.  I have confidence
that they'll do a good job of this and can only ask that you trust
Joerg and I on how this looks.  I'm sure Joerg, who's a lot closer to
the factory than I am, will screech if the first daemons come off the
assembly line with 3 horns or something. :-)

Second, the price is fixed and non-negotiable (barring a really big
order, which I'm not counting on).  We tried to get it as low as we
could for a 50 piece order, and that's as low as it gets.  Sorry about
that - I'd be more than happy to see the little guy going for $30
rather than $60, but see the comment above about German manufacture.
I'd like a new BMW 320i for $10,000, too, but I'm not going to get
that either. :-)

So there you have it.  Again, the address is plushies@time.cdrom.com
(though "plushie" or "daemon-doll" or even just "dolls" will work - I
made lots of aliases to catch the strays :-).  Send mail to it if you
want one and I'll tally up the provisional orders.  The votes will be
counted by grep, so long messages sent to that address will be wasted;
if you have further questions not answered here, please send me
personal email.

Once I've got a count, I'll give the factory a yes/no decision and
send you all more mail about how to order, assuming that we have
enough people to make it fly.  Hopefully more than 50 of you will
respond and we'll make the quota even if a few folks decide to back
out.  If a LOT of people respond, we may even be able to get that
price reduced somewhat.

Thanks!

					Jordan



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