Date: Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:34:45 +1030 From: en0f <en0f@bokey.mine.nu> To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Subject: Re: Funny slogans to put on tshirts Message-ID: <490C45DD.1020501@bokey.mine.nu> In-Reply-To: <20081031203456.GD4905@kokopelli.hydra> References: <f1019d520810310229q3d7a49a5m532099d9336f6e59@mail.gmail.com> <490ADAA1.6000108@bokey.mine.nu> <20081031203456.GD4905@kokopelli.hydra>
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Chad Perrin wrote: > On Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 08:44:57PM +1030, en0f wrote: >> Redd Vinylene wrote: >>> Hello guys, >>> >>> It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a >>> tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something >>> UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help? >>> Alright, much obliged, thanks. >>> >> * hold it right there buddy. >> + <silent> >> >> * that scruffy beard... those suspenders... that smug expression... >> + <silent> >> >> * you're one of those condescending unix computer users! >> + here's a nickel, kid. get yourself a better computer. > > Isn't that the script of a Dilbert strip? Yeah. Its also the cover of APUE by Stevens & Rago if you're curious. However, AFAIK the actual credit goes to S. Adams. > Maybe, for shirt purposes, just distill that down to its essence: > > "Here's a nickel, kid. Get yourself a better computer." Yeah that was my thought as well. :P) > It could also be modified a bit: > > "Here's a nickel, kid. Blank CDs are cheap. Get yourself a better > operating system." LMAO. This ones nice as well. > "Power corrupts. The command line corrupts absolutely." > > . . . or, altneratively: > > "Power corrupts. Unix corrupts absolutely." Both are nice. Cracked me up. Heres another one by Scott - "If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done." -Scott Adams -- en0f
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