Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 08:05:02 -0400 (EDT) From: James <dominus@minos.dyn.ml.org> To: John Birrell <jb@cimlogic.com.au> Cc: higginsj@iname.com, fpawlak@execpc.com, grog@lemis.com, lcremean@tidalwave.net, jonny@jonny.eng.br, chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: US Immigration (was: Funny, but true...) Message-ID: <Pine.BSF.3.96.980617080427.1549A-100000@localhost> In-Reply-To: <199806170441.OAA10417@cimlogic.com.au>
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On Wed, 17 Jun 1998, John Birrell wrote: > James wrote: > > Maybe Australia is planning an invasion for July 4th. We had better watch > > who they are sending here. > > Not this year, I'm afraid, and a little disappointed because it would > give CNN something funny to report. I can just imagine our Navy trying > to remember who has the keys to start the boat (we only have one), and > then turning up a bit late on the beaches of California and trying to > get anybody to take them seriously. > > We're a bit low on people to send this year 'cause we still have 30 > people over near Iraq trying to look frightening. So we'd need you > to let us have them back before we can seriously make any attempt at > invading the U.S. > > We can't really afford to invade now anyway with our dollar in it's > current state. We think we have the solution to this: we'll become a > third world country so the World Bank gives us billions of your dollars > (since ours are no good), then we'll come and invade. OK? Sounds like a good plan. tell me when so I can go to California and watch the festivities. : ) James To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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